Only Athletes

Tweets pertaining to the struggles and accomplishemts of the greatest athletes of tomorrow.

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

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[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

My blackouts come from alcohol

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? #Black people cant swim.

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

The orgasm rates for men went way up after halftime... Thx #beyonce

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

Girls these days b havin' their eyebrows look like they r all sponsored by Nike... Get it under control...
#justdoit

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

Rule 43: Never blackmail a black male... It's no use...

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

It's funny how the accident on the road isn't what causes traffic, but the ppl who drive-by looking' real hard... Bitch keep it pushin!!!

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

Well, see everybody 2mrw mornin'... Don't pull an allnighter... Let it be a surprise...
#notgonnadie

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

Standing n the unemployment line is like Black Friday... U don't get shit unless u push to the front...

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

I'm similar to a firetruck... I keep alot of hos, pack a long hose, and can park n ur fire lane as long as nobody's blocking' the "g" spot..

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

I guess most nerds turn to porn aftr they finally get fed up w/ the disappointment of lifting up Barbie's shirt & finding no tits...
#tragic

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

What do books have that most Mexicans don't??? Papers...

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

Yo girl I'm loving' ur jeans... I can get them 100% "off" at my house... Trust me, I stay with the discounts...

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

It's funny how at schools 2day, they're always trying to keep us out... No pass, no access to education?... Wtf?

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

So gay n band whn ur teacher says to "blow ur horn w/ faster air to get a good sound" & "finger ur instrument as I'm talking...
#classic

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

I remember thinking this...

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

Bitches love being on the cot at naptime w/ him...

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

Isn't it funny how Whitney Houston was endorsed by Pepsi, but all she ever wanted was coke??? Literally...
#smh...

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

Haha.... Food stamps...

[Only Athletes @SantaRatedR]

How will I be giving back and helping out this Xmas??? By watching a whole quarter of WNBA basketball...