Santa Rupert

Merriment Maker. Reindeer Whisperer. Cookie Collector. Chimney Connoisseur. Former North Pole mayoral candidate.

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Laura Claus just looked at me and said "great memories." It's blessed us with so many. #Christmas

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There's always crying on #Christmas. Laura Claus said she lost track of the days she cried in December. She claims it was because of me.

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This is an exciting #Christmas because Laura Claus has been able to stay awake past 9 PM.

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#Christmas family drama never stops. If you're not talking to someone, they are talking about you.

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I can't stop smiling! #Christmas

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You have to love the loved ones on #Christmas

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This holiday will bring out your emotions for sure. #Christmas

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The obvious one never ends up getting coal! #Christmas

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Your feelings may get hurt on #Christmas but at least you have a stocking!

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I love this day and season. It's so mentally challenging too. You never know what can happen. #Christmas

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Keep calm Comet! #Christmas

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Wow. There will really be some tears now. #Coal #Survivor

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Awww. Poor thing. It always sucks getting coal out of #Christmas.

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Wow. #Christmas is the most beautifully designed holiday in the world.

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If you think there is a lot of crying on #Christmas morning, then you should see what happens on Santa's lap.

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Nothing is worse than a coal blind side! #ChristmasMorning

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Getting coal first sucks. #Christmas

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Another cool chimney! #Christmas

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This chimney seems like it's only been ten minutes. Man up!

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Ok. Better than a glass of water and a cracker. #StaleCookies