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@bostonmarket girlfriend is now going to eat Mashed Potatoes as an entree because the stores have nothing. I feel like my $53 was a scam. Selling me items they can’t deliver. #scam

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Amazing @bostonmarket how incredibly poorly the stores are run.Stopped going for over a year, figured I’d try again.Spend $53 on a dinner only to show up to two missing entrees and two lost employees trying to hold it together. the parent company concern is laughable #NeverAgain

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Happy Halloween!

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@EddieMcClintock @DragonCon @tonygowell I’m glad you were able to make it again, it feels like home when you’re hosting the Masquerade. All my sadness about leaving @DragonCon lifted when I saw this at the airport…

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I built a Volvo for #VolvoSafety Sunday and am rooting for safety during the big game for a chance to win. To enter, visit https://t.co/QJHVp3LVHD #

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Just watched Clue and now watching #rockyhorrorlive god, how I love me some Tim Curry. Thank you Tim!!
#RockyHorrorWatchParty

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@BillCorbett Thanks for the laughs. I’ll continue to support all of your “movements”.

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Thor!! #IMAXRegalSweeps @regalmovies

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#porsche #Rolex24
Awesome suite at Daytona for watching the race. Good, nice people. Thanks for the good time.

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@GaryFisherDOG We were having dinner and catching up on your tweets. Donated in your name. Yay!

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@GaryFisherDOG

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@BillCorbett
I'm not quite clear on this...what's my expected cost on toiletries at this establishment?

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@DisneylandJen @DisneylandToday
Yay Jen!
I would have married you, but I see someone beat me too it.

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Xmas eve is starting well

[Midwest Garrison @501MWG]

Local law enforcement asked for our help in crowd control at @SW_Celebration #SWCelebration #SWCA

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After party at #swca

[petra mayer @petramatic]

HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME. Wish I were at D*Con too MT @patloika: Marriott carpet Cosplay has escalated. #dragoncon http://t.co/Eas9gDgCdr

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God, I wish I was both-handed

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I now know #footmobile

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Please #dontfightthepanda