Santa Claudius (MT)

You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, put poison in everything so it's almost impossible for your step son NOT to kill you!

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

Me when my wife drank from the cup #sorry #itriedtotellyouhoney

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

@DontTrustHamlet .........This isn't about me, it's about Hamlet😓

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

@DontTrustHamlet but he's mad! You knew it, we all knew it!

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

Hey! I'm watching you @CentsFortinbras! Get off my throne! 😡 #Imnotdone #deadkingofDenmark

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

Still haven't found my brother, but spending everyday in fear. I'm not going to hear the end of this😒

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

@CentsFortinbras there's a lot going on lately, I just need some time to think #Everyoneisdying

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

@CentsFortinbras Give me a few more days to think about it! I just lost someone very important to me. Again! #RIPPolonius

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

@CentsFortinbras You have no idea!

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

@CentsFortinbras I'll get to it when I get too it, I'm busy right now with important business! #Party #Zebrainthepool

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

Feeling great today! Like a beautiful butterfly

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

Happy Easter everybody! 🐰

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

@MrsBootsmaWCSS Thank you!

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

So I planned on recording the celebrity lip sink battle, but can't find it. Can anyone help? #Cantworktwitteroratv

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

Did Hamlet seem different to anyone else today? Maybe it was just me, but I enjoyed having him around earlier! #GoAdam #SorryAustinWheeler

[Fortinbras (Noah F.) @CentsFortinbras]

Such a moving speech AdamRWheeler. I'm glad i wont have to get rid of you. #standingovationfrompolonius

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

Looking forward to watching this play, should be great! I wonder what kinds of twists they're going to throw in this year!

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

Was that not a private message?? Ummm, how do you delete a tweet?

[Santa Claudius (MT) @Santa_Claudius8]

Hamlets been a real jerk of a step son lately!

[Marita Bootsma @MaritaBootsma]

I just realized how old Hamlet died: Snakes on a Dane. #amazing #betterthanSharknado