Alexander S.

Storyteller with no money | pfp by @phyuming

[wizard stories @northgalis]

Saw someone post these and then delete the post a few days ago and couldn't stop thinking about it

[Barney 🇩🇪 @barnabus__s]

Das hätte ich jetzt gern. Wie wäre es mit sowas? @DrOetkerPizzaDE

[Toni Nottford @ToniNottford]

Watching the raid group go through Death Recap after we died to damage when I know full well it was me that forgot my mitigation.

[GeraldoTheGeordie @TunawithaCh]

The gay people who were beaten to death, tormented, harassed and bullied their entire lives would be ashamed of you. People died so that you could say "I'm gay" publicly without being thrown in prison. Pride month is to remember the people who weren't allowed to be themselves

[TiffanyLockheart l Mr. Fantasy Enjoyer @TiffanyMayCry]

are you serious

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

if you're a GIRL trying to get into league of legends

i'm going to save you 6 months of bad advice from your HARDSTUCK boyfriend

he's going to tell you to "learn the basics on a simple champion"

he's going to tell you to pick yuumi because "she's good for beginners"

he's WRONG

he's been telling you the WRONG THING because he subconsciously needs you to play the role he's already mentally assigned you

the polite supportive girlfriend champion

the champion that doesn't out damage him

i'm telling you the opposite

lock DARIUS top lane

lock RENGAR jungle

lock DRAVEN adc

lock YASUO mid

play whatever the FUCK you want

play the most violent ego driven CHAMPION YOU SEE

here's what your boyfriend won't tell you

every girl i've ever coached who hit diamond or higher did NOT start on enchanters

every single one of them started on a carry champion that let them DESTROY people from game 1

because the truth nobody in this community wants to admit is that the BEST way to learn this game is to learn how to KILL

not how to peel

not how to "play safe"

how to walk up to another human being and remove them from the lobby

that's the actual skill

your boyfriend is going to be threatened the first time you go 12/0 on darius top

he's going to start making excuses

"yeah but the enemy was bad"

"yeah but darius is broken"

let him cope

you found out what the game actually feels like before he did

and now you're never going back to playing soraka while he tells you "good job babe"

pick the champion that lets you HUNT

we are not raising another generation of GIRLS who play enchanters because some guy with 50% winrate said it was the "smart" choice

if you're new to league

play what you want

Study the Saskio way

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Facts

[Einsteinradler 🍺🍋 @einsteinradler]

Handarbeit

[千鬼繚乱☆Japanese＆Gothic art @vinegeino]

FINAL FANTASY 𝐅𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐭✨
Yotsuyu goe Brutus・ヨツユ
ファイナルファンタジー
#FFXIV #JapaneseArt

[みんみ @minn3mi]

アップする画像がないから股間からビームを出すゴルベーザでも見ていってください

[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

Hab damals im Kindergarten aufm Spielplatz meine Opps geslidet mit nem grünen angespitzen Toggo Flic N Lic wenn die mir dumm kamen

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Neurotypicals: “I forgot, sorry.”

ADHDers: “I remembered it at 4am. I remembered it in the shower. I remembered it three separate times on Tuesday. And then, at the exact moment I needed it… it vanished. I’m really sorry.”

[LGBTQ Shrink @DrRonHolt]

This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍⚧️

[Baby Eru @BabyEru]

Oh hi Chort

[Libertarian Party of Pinellas County @PinellasLP]

🇬🇧

[Oliver @oliver_1909]

Das ist nie im Leben ein Igel

[paige : STORIES 3 HYPE!! @gandalfsoda]

You guys have no idea how long this took me