Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️

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star of maze and screen

🏡 Coronation Street (2025), 🌾 Emmerdale (S55, 2026)

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

Why’s it even called millionaire’s shortbread? I’m not a millionaire and I can still eat it

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

@RickCooper02 @danwallisx You lot are making me feel like Punch the monkey rn

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

I should’ve never deactivated my old twitter I’m getting no fuckin likes on this bitch

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

This is supposed to be the richest man in the world but I ain’t never seen him in no Nemesis Varsity Jacket from Bunker 94

[Ben @NemesisFanBoy]

The new Nemesis varsity jacket in bunker 94 is so nice ❤️🖤 £130 though 🙈 #altontowers #nemesis

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

Recently I stopped fake laughing at people’s jokes and it’s so liberating

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

[in court]

Respectfully your honour who even are you

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

How do you man know I’m not the next Jesus? Just something to think about

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

Crazy how long the clout era been dead, there was a time where I had insane clout and it really came and went 🤯 it’s like a couple years of feeling like you’re living the highlife and then back to the peaceful serenity of normality

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

@danwallisx 🥲 mortifying to hear, I’m desperate

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

@Minecraft @ChessingtonBuzz Chessington just getting its first Minecraft world, I have hundreds 💀

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

Jesus a better man than me I wouldn’t have died for any of you mfs

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

@tomg709 What you gonna take off instead

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

We’re all gonna die

[Theme Park Explorer @theme_explorer]

It's honestly completely unacceptable that the gates only open at 9.30 now

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

@urproducer Thank you @pierrebourne

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

@skitzocat SantanWhyte

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

Nobody:

[confused] Man with a hammer on construction site:

[ִֶָ @deadptals]

idk what nails to do next

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

“Poopensharten” “cuckstoel” nah Dutch ain’t a real language

[Hime ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @LaidBackTeaTime]

oh nee iemand poopensharten op de cuckstoel 🥀

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

Your honour my client pleads “get to know”

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

@cupcake_coaster Wicker

[Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️ @SantanWhyte]

@cupcake_coaster Wicked Man