Old Kris Kringle

One beloved, now bored.

[Old Kris Kringle @SantasDead]

If I could grant one wish this holiday season, it would be to bring Dave Chappell back from obscurity.

[Old Kris Kringle @SantasDead]

Black friday is in a few days. Make sure to get out there and buy shit, Santa only offers toys made of birch.

[Old Kris Kringle @SantasDead]

Seriously, would someone shut Lindsay Lohan the fuck up?

[Old Kris Kringle @SantasDead]

Mrs. Claus at her bridge game tonight, mac n' cheese and Deadliest Catch for me!

[Old Kris Kringle @SantasDead]

Feeling uneasy about North Korea's recent nuclear program, a bit too close to home for me.

[Old Kris Kringle @SantasDead]

Mrs. Claus is wound up tonight! Who knew World War 3 would start over a dish not being put in the dishwasher.

[Old Kris Kringle @SantasDead]

Sleigh needs new treads, going to try Costco to see if their cheaper than pep boys.

[Old Kris Kringle @SantasDead]

Can't tell if the ringing in my ears is the computer monitor... or my ears.

[Old Kris Kringle @SantasDead]

Trying to convince Rudolph to get a iPhone over a Droid. I think it is an obvious choice, but try explaining that to a radioactive caribou.

[Old Kris Kringle @SantasDead]

You think you get depressed this time of year? I'm unemployed too, deal with it. Have been for almost a century now.