Santa’s Workshop Updates

The 100% real official Twitter account of Santa’s Workshop (parody)

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Christmas is canceled this year. The elves realized they could make more on unemployment.

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He’s an angry elf.

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It’s the off-season. Just got around to answering this.

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If Biden shuts down the coal industry, what will I get in my stocking next year?

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Look, Santa gets bored in the offseason and he got a little stir crazy and did some things.
No reason to write a song about it.

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Any naughty deeds done between Christmas Day and New Years Eve don’t count against your record. We should have told y’all last week. Anyway, Happy New Year!

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Cobbling’s for closers!

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After a long, hard night of work, Santa is spending the 26th as he always does... smoking a big fat doobie while listening to the smooth sounds of The Moody Blues.

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Jokes on you Frosty! Santa lived to fly another Christmas!

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In Santas’ rush last night, he accidentally picked up something that didn’t belong to him. So if anyone is missing a large roll of $100 bills wrapped in a rubber band, let us know so we can return the rubber band.

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Merry Christmas to ALL! Yes, even YOU!

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We’re not trying to worry anyone, but Santa had a bit too much eggnog before he left and now he doesn’t remember where he parked his sleigh. If anyone sees a red 1994 Saturn tied up to 8 reindeer, give us a shout.

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Welp, guess we oughta start packin’ the ol’ sack.

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It’s Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve!

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Santa should probably get a nap today. He’s got a long night ahead of him making out with everyone’s mom.

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That’s not how it works...

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Just hit 100 Followers! Good job everyone! Let’s try to get those Follower numbers up shall we?

Likes, Retweets, & Follows = Nice List! Tell your friends!

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Like the U.S. government, Santa also wants to do his part to contribute to Covid relief. Every household will be receiving one of these special edition ornaments this Christmas. We hope this helps relieve some of the financial burden you’ve experienced this year.