Santiago Florez

how do you Twitter?

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You…

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How do people get rejected on marriage proposals? Like don’t y’all talk? How do you not know?

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@angelisaposer I can’t show you better than I can’t tell you 😌

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You runnin’ through my mental

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We’re not actually friends if I don’t talk shit to you.

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Avoid grocery stores

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Everyone thinks they’re tough until they get stepped to

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When someone casually rolls in with a million dollar Ford GT.... Oh, you rich rich?

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Anyone else clean a mess someone else made in a bathroom just so the next person to go in doesn’t think it was you? No? Just me? Cool

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I have no idea what I am doing. Someone come get cha boi

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You never realize how much water is in your cup until you spill it

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Why is Channel Orange still the best album to date? #FrankOceanGOAT

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About to eat another Thanksgiving Meal. Should I just shoot for 300 LBS?

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At what age do we start saying "congratulations" when someone tells us they're pregnant and stop saying "oh shit" ❓

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I still don't understand why I have a Twitter or why I should care about all these irrelevant posts

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This is Angels fault @angelisaposer