Santiago Salgado V

You good? 💗 Probably tweeting funny things my friends say

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

Me desespere so Camilo me corto el pelo

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

Mk uno de adulto tiene que viajar con tantas cosas 😩 creatina, fibra, skincare, crema corporal, loción, shampoo, mas toda la ropa. Osea me tengo que lowkey llevar mi casa para donde sea que viaje para estar bien

[esahc @49eerfc]

i am getting fucking GAYER and HOTTER and FUNNIER and HAPPIER this year

[Juan José Espinosa @juanespinosao]

Bueno cupido, yo creo que este año ya me toca gran hp

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

Sooooo many things have changed

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

Depronto le gusta el tartar - Chicho

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

I just found out the funniest, nicest guy, with the fattest ass is fully straight. AHHHHHHHH! I’m genuinely pissed jajaja I hope one of my girls marries him

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

Odio el sentimiento de haber quedado muy lleno 🤢

[juan hijo @poliiitroll]

Mi sueño es tener el autoestima de un hombre heterosexual feo.

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

I love seeing a really hot girl with a nerdy man, like ok you really pulled that

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

Y si termino con otro Santiago? We’d lowkey be unstoppable

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

Welp I’m on one 🌪️

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

Same old same old

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[𓂆 woozy @woozyuziii]

i can’t stop thinking about this

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

He said “the body is tea - LIPTON” I screameeeeed

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

manifesting

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

monica bellucci at the cannes film festival, 1997.

[Santiago Salgado V @Santosalgadove]

Idk who needs to hear this, but cool with butter instead of any type of oil, like it’s healthier and tastes SO MUCH BETTER