Sapna Patel

[Sapna Patel @Sapi_99]

5 hours stuck on an Amtrak train outside Battle Creek MI: no power, no plumbing, lights out, mosquitoes everywhere. Buses never showed. At 11:30pm we were told to walk along the tracks to the nearest street—police said they were only just notified.
What’s going on, @Amtrak ???

[Sapna Patel @Sapi_99]

@JoshPez_ @Nickelback You literally know one actual Canadian person, and you didn’t even tag her

[Sapna Patel @Sapi_99]

@love_hossa garbage take

[mashayla @missgorobot]

canada must feel like they live in the apartment above a crackhouse .

[K @kaydenmk]

student loan company sliding back into my inbox after 2 years? baby we broke up. Stop embarrassing yourself

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

prayer circle:

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🕯 abolish the 5 🕯
day work week
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[Sapna Patel @Sapi_99]

@Wendys Roast me.

[Lil Lei. @leianaclemente]

God pls let me find $80,000 on the floor today.

[Relatable Feelings @omgrelatabIe]

A road trip. A vacation. Any type of getaway is definitely a need right now.

[BIG D.🌸 @dase_xo]

The money I spent in July and August was very aggressive for someone who didn’t even leave the country.

[KuhWhin @KwinnVelasquez]

Kristin Ottolino is Marengos version of gun girl. Ifykyk

[Team Canada @TeamCanada]

#OnThisDay...the GOLDEN GOAL! 🥇

📍#Vancouver2010
🗓Feb 28
⏰ 7:40 into OT

Where were you when Sidney Crosby scored for #TeamCanada to defeat the 🇺🇸?

📽️: IOC | @HockeyCanada | @IIHFHockey

[Wheat-Thin @EthanPowell16]

Tell them to come out of retirement to write an adult guide cuz idk what I’m doing out here

[Sapna Patel @Sapi_99]

@sejalpatel25 @RoyalFamily We’ll see about that

[Sapna Patel @Sapi_99]

@sejalpatel25 @RoyalFamily I bet the queen doesn’t

[Sapna Patel @Sapi_99]

@love_hossa I keep my apartment at 64....

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

might mess around and

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Quit my job and move to the Mediterranean so I can have pasta and wine for every meal and not know who the father of my child is until my 3 lovers show up at her wedding to confront me