Sapree Haqq

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

i like some of the gaga songs, wtf does she know about airbending

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

We should talk about William Dafoe Green Goblin the way we talk about Heath Ledgers Joker. A generational performance

[bum @BattleRapBum]

he eat her phone, that’s a data byte

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

The MJ PR machine is impressive ngl.

His first 3 postseasons he got bounced first round. Swept twice with a 1-9 total record. Next 3 postseasons all got ended by DET. 6 straight postseasons of belt to ass before his 1st Finals trip and folks will be dead serious when they tell you that’s that’s more impressive than a Finals run in your very 1st postseason.

Like I said it’s reached the point where the PR machine around him is so unapologetically revisionist that it’s actually impressive now.

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

Draymond got the bottle, he ain’t even drinking. He just there to refill LeBron when he’s empty

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

almost aint see that nigga back there LMFAOOOOO

[Jason Maples @jjmaples55]

#BASKETBALLCONVICTIONS

[Marshall Ramsey ✏️ @MarshallRamsey]

Up next: Bill Clinton lectures us on fidelity.

[David McKenzie @mckenzielaw]

Whatever. The last person with credibility on this issue is Nick Saban. Holy crap. This is the coach who built Bama into the unchallenged apex predator of the arms race he is now warning Congress about, who collected $11 million a year while Olympic sports got cut at Bama, who recruited every blue-chip prospect into a system that made the "spend to win" dynamic he now decries. Saban created the conditions for the race to the bottom and rode it to seven national championships, then retired the moment the players got a meaningful piece of the revenue. Now he is testifying before Congress as the moral authority on what went wrong. This clown is the arsonist trying to put out the fire.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

feeding my obese son by hand like a capybara

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

The doctors taking trophy pics after the diabetes amputations

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[im aj @ajplaytoomuch_]

that was the most “fuck up outta here” dunk of all time. packed up all the fans asses and sent the whole city home. I have no choice but to respect it

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

i eat a burger that taste like casamigos imma slap the shit out whoever on the grill😂

[L Boogie 🕺🏾 @justinvisible6]

Can’t keep cutting that shit.

[N I J A @batbglobal]

Please don’t invite me to these types of events.