Sarah Coffey

Michigan tech grad, quality engineer.
self described funny person.

[Sarah Coffey @SarCoffey]

Bars in Eau Claire, an emoji guide:

The Plus- ➕,
Mousetrap- 🐭☠
The pickle- 🥒
Scooters- 🛴
The joynt- 🦵
The GI - 🧙‍♂️
Court n house - 👩‍⚖🏡
Big T's- ☕
Lazy Monk - 💤🐒
Brothers - 🙋‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Stones throw - 🥌
The Fire House - 🚒
The Metro - 🚉
Clancy's - 🦜🍀

[Sarah Coffey @SarCoffey]

0/10 would not recommend having a kidney stone and Covid simultaneously

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@keep__aiming I also do this and am upset

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@SoManyAcronyms I straight up almost did this today too, I'm taking this as a sign to go with my gut and dip

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When you're in grad school part time, spring break just doesn't hit the same cause you still got work :(

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Working a job where safety is our number one priority!
The safety:
Sales
Assets
Financials
Exports
Taxes
Yields

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@SoManyAcronyms @keep__aiming I know this isnt the fun way to do it but I came up with 4 words that use 20 distint letters (hymns, black, drift, vogue), definitely has a 100% success rate for me

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@SoManyAcronyms Our window washer passed this month, sure he wasnt a direct employee but he was around multiple times a week for YEARS. Talked to him all the time and found out through facebook.

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@SoManyAcronyms Yeah in fucking L'anse. I'll never get over it

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@SoManyAcronyms Okay for real I'm still so mad about the only ticket I got in the UP because only one lane was plowed and there was a cop with his lights off on the side of the road so I didnt move over all the way because that was the more unsafe option??

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Been on this bird app for a decade. I used to text a number on a flip phone to send tweets in high school. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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These supply chain issues are out of control. My serotonin delivery keeps getting back ordered.

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If I have a psychotic break this month it's because my office plays christmas music 24/7 for the entire month of December.

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My biggest takeaway from Spotify wrapped was that my gf uses my spotify more than I do. Got some really skewed results.

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Expectation: a relaxing day at work before a major holiday with no one around

Reality: backing up everyone's shit storms because apparently everything is on fire today and I'm the only quality engineer for miles

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What are the odds of googling jury duty frequency while watching a crime drama, and then receiving mail from the court about jury duty the next day? I'm a lil spooked.

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Truly obsessed with the North Face's womens ankle pants. I cannot get enough. A godsend pant for a short butch. Looks masc, and has pockets, but like fits??? Umm hello this is life changing.

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Why is my next door neighbor screaming to Pitch Perfect music in her car at 11am

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@SoManyAcronyms Hello friend

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@SoManyAcronyms My suppliers do this ALL THE TIME

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Favorite thing I saw at the thrift store today. May I present: Hot Jesus