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🤘🏽☮

[sar @SarKellCLE]

A @mountunionalum 💔

[News 5 Cleveland @WEWS]

Summit County sheriff deputy dies in off-duty vehicle crash https://t.co/AgDuF0axU8

[Miles Teller @Miles_Teller]

That time I almost got eaten by a bear #LongDrink #FromTheHappiestCountryonEarth

[sar @SarKellCLE]

There are friends I only saw on the weekend at bars that now I only see at wedding showers, baby showers, housewarming parties, bachelorette parties, etc.
Life comes at ya quick

[sar @SarKellCLE]

The backbone of any mall in the US is @AuntieAnnes 🥨 I don’t know if people go to them for any other reason…

[sar @SarKellCLE]

@casey_m_graber Did you always eat an equal number? Very important

[sar @SarKellCLE]

No one:

Mark: do you think my eyes are so big cause I ate so many carrots as a kid? I always ate an even number so they got equal treatment

………

[sar @SarKellCLE]

What’s the most “mom” thing your mom has ever done? I’ll go first:

My mom accidentally sent a pic of me in my wedding dress to the family group chat, which includes my fiancé…5 months before our wedding day

#momfails #FamilyDrama

[sar @SarKellCLE]

Wholesome content 🚨:
My dad testing out his new birthday gift 😅🥺

[sar @SarKellCLE]

Did Blake just say he’s picky about who he dates after dating 3 different bachelorettes….??? #bachelorette

[sar @SarKellCLE]

@klennnyyy Would honestly LOVE that

[sar @SarKellCLE]

Easiest way to put me in a ~sassy~ mood—
Start an email with:

Sarah,

If you don’t say hi, hey, good morning, good afternoon, etc…you are getting an attitude 😤

[sar @SarKellCLE]

“I hope these guys are here for the right reasons”
-boyfriend who “hates this show”
😹 #TheBachelorette

[sar @SarKellCLE]

Let’s gooooo @Indians #OurCLEMasks

[sar @SarKellCLE]

Genuinely curious how many people have heard of cruise control and the many benefits it provides. From where I stand, it’s a lost art form

[sar @SarKellCLE]

Forever my mood

[sar @SarKellCLE]

I just want it to be summer for OAR concerts and Tribe games 🤙🏽

[sar @SarKellCLE]

@Chaswied @kbrademeyer I might be able to help too...anyone who walked out and is looking for part-time work in the alcohol industry in Columbus - DM me!

[sar @SarKellCLE]

*buys all organic food from Costco. Stops at the cafe on the way out and gets a slice of pizza and giant cup of ice cream*

but in my defense the cafe items are so cheap, they’re practically paying me to buy them

[sar @SarKellCLE]

If Amy Schumer & Will Ferrell had a child:

[sar @SarKellCLE]

You ever put your mask in your lap while eating and then accidentally use it as a napkin? Cause same 😑

[sar @SarKellCLE]

If you need me, I’ll be crying tears of joy the rest of the day. Week. Maybe year. 🇺🇸