Satan's Daughter

who knows

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

getting into the spirit of VPR by complaining about stupid stuff to my husband and telling him he’s better than Tom Schwartz when he backs me up

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

@cataxista perfect girl

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

Jax saying Pentecostalism “sounds like a cult” … even a broken clock etc etc

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

they’re trying to make me care about summer house and I don’t yet

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

obviously Jax looked like an asshole when he was being shitty to Brittany in s5 but my god it’s so much worse with all the info out there now

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

i had forgotten you get to see other states insane political ads during football games. just learned it’s Talarico’s fault “communist China” is buying farm land next to military bases in Texas

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

do not really care about these teams but would love to see belichick get his ass beat

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

football is BACK baby

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

he is installing a new mailbox on the street today. hopefully this means the mailwoman does not need me to talk to her boss anymore

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

haven’t even been here a month but i think i have involved myself in ongoing neighborhood beef just because i saw the dog across the street almost get peppersprayed by the mailwoman

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

Lala telling everyone she just knows tom and Katie will get divorced is a very “it’s true but she shouldn’t say it” moment

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

Schwartz complaining about the wedding budget is so annoying

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

Jax asking if Gandhi is the guy who predicted the end of the world… a perfect show

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Jax saying he was “like a child” when he dated stassi lmao you were over 30 bro

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

@makeupbully https://t.co/M0Wp64F3Ro $275pp is WILD. that’s like 2 star nyc pricing!

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

@makeupbully ooo I didn’t know this! guess tomorrow I will be updating my map of restaurants to try

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

it does just feel like if Lala had admitted early on she was dating a guy who was *separated* from his wife, some of this could have been avoided. Katie would still have called her a whore but like. cards would be on the table

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

the queen the icon the blueprint etc. the world is worse without her

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

💔💔💔

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

S5 Scheana’s colored contacts… no thank you

[Satan's Daughter @SarMerMamaBear]

Kristen’s insistence on showing up places she has explicitly been told not to is so off putting to me. I don’t feel like you can say you are grown up and mature now and also think it’s hehe funny to ignore the boundaries people attempt to set with you