Sara

Work hard and be nice to people. Be passionate and compassionate at the same time. 🇺🇸

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

I’ve always known I’m cursed in love based solely on the fact that I’m a Robin Sherbatsky with a thing for Marshall Eriksons.

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

She said: “ I didn’t see any other shirts that said Rays”

Hmmm. That IS weird. 😅🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

I have dated every single person that I’ve ever dated ONLY because Will Arnett is not available to date me. So….there’s something.

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

I could probably make one of those wooden bead wreaths out of Cholula caps if I saved them off of each bottle I go through. Gimme like 2 weeks and I’ll prove it.

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

You’re telling me people don’t use this at work and I’m over here using it for grocery lists and fantasy football? 😅

[Clint Murphy @IAmClintMurphy]

Microsoft Excel is used by 99.99% of the world’s businesses, and

most people still don't know how to use it.

Here are 10 basics everyone should know:

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

He’s a ten but his ego is too. 🥴

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

@mocatron2550

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

@mocatron2550 Get a tattoo do an A/C unit.

[Lefty @bearclaw_22]

stanley yelnats dug holes all summer and i’m three days in and ready to kms

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

@cassandraxirene Love you so much! ❤️❤️

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

@cassandraxirene You can always talk to me about him.

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Hey @elonmusk. Are u paying the whole 44 billion up front or do u have payments. Because thats where they get ya

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

un·con·di·tion·al·ly
/ˌənkənˈdiSH(ə)n(ə)lē/
adverb
1without conditions or limits."the enemy forces surrendered unconditionally”

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

@bearclaw_22 @shwayze SO good

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

@bearclaw_22 @shwayze Yesssss.🙌🏻

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

@bearclaw_22 Lysol. 😅

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

One thing’s for certain though, Jada still doesn’t deserve it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

Can’t tell if I think Will was in the right or if I just would back that man on whatever he does. 😅

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

@rf_northc Say his name three times?

[Sara @SaraB_2911]

Having kids seems like a very ordinary thing. People do it all the time. I’m fact, it’s so ordinary it happens on accident a lot.

But don’t let that confuse you because RAISING kids is one of the most extraordinary things you can do with your lifetime. ❤️