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waiting to marry Michael Cera to fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming Sara Cera

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There is no love like the love that I have for my electric blanket

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I wasted my time on a man who couldn’t even do, fold, and put a load of laundry away in the same day (let alone week), can you imagine? HA

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Took myself to dinner and this is where we’re at:

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My skirt was two sizes too big before that dinner and now it fits perfectly. God bless Zach Zito and pizza.

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Like, I don't wanna preach this to the people cause it's been so saturated into pop culture in the past 5 years but if y'all just read A Handmaid's Tale...

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not me browsing the Farmer's Almanac when I have my first final exam at midnight and have studied all of 2 hours for it.

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Someone buy me the Le Labo Santal 33 fragrance. Or lmk where to find a sugar daddy. Thx in advance.

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@callinkr Yes ma’am

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Catch me downing this xan and ambien with an americano before this 8.5 hour flight BYE WORLD

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That being said who needs a roommate

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There’s a 98% chance that imma be living in the A again come summer and I love that for myself

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I’ll never forget the time where I was in the WEEDS at work and I look up and Sam Rockwell and Olivia Wilde were staring back at me waiting to order

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Coming back to the US and first thing on the agenda is my vaccination appt. literally, scheduled it for 8 hours after I land.

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The amount of mad that I am that I decided to take my allergy meds & go to bed at the same time as my roommates decided to smoke a bunch of weed and scream in the living room until 2am is unfathomable

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Do I buy a car or a Great Dane

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I have a love/hate relationship with allergy season cause allergies but that medication b makin sleepy time hit different

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@FedericaAltavi2 remember when you said that we'd be able to talk about Grey's Anatomy in 2.5 years when I finally finished? Well I'm 2 episodes into season 3 now so...

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pop culture really be bleedin into my brain in inappropriate ways cause I just deleted an email that I thought read 'Delta Vaccinations' when, in fact, it said 'Delta Vacations'

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@socialactavis Never had that up my sleeve but the weird Utah accent worked sometimes

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Despite @socialactavis and I working in the same restaurant for a significant period of time, there was only one time I can recall where he had the prime opportunity to listen to my "server voice" in it's full capacity and I've never felt so self conscious in my life.

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the words give me chills

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