Sara Pille

[Sara Pille @SaraPille]

@pille_roger 21-10🏓

[trash jones @jzux]

happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

The prices at Bob’s Burgers are so reasonable and people do not talk about this enough.

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[JP @jpbrammer]

excited that I get to drink coffee tomorrow. I do every day and tomorrow will be no different

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package

[Sara Pille @SaraPille]

@alyssaschloss Do it!

[Roger Pille @pille_roger]

Up for 32 hours losing at cards

[Roger Pille @pille_roger]

Evidently it’s a drop box not a free pot box #humorlesssecurity

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

jessica walter was the funniest woman on tv for nearly 20 years! an absolute master of her craft

[jame @kloogans]

my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks

my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒

[Sara Pille @SaraPille]

@pille_roger @TomBrady Hahaha he really does look like Mr. Wyers

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

trader joe’s cashier: have a good day

me: love you too

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I tell my cat “I know” whenever she meows but I’m gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

“babies havin babies” -me seeing women i went to college with start families with their husbands

[Sara Pille @SaraPille]

@pille_roger It’s hilarious

[Roger Pille @pille_roger]

Neck tats are pretty edgy but I think they lack the commitment of the face tattoo. Like juggling chainsaws that aren’t running.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

The abbreviations for teaspoon and tablespoon are too similar and NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT!!!!