Sara

S-A-R-A with no H because H's are ew

[jose @jhrnndz__]

So Scheana did hit her? Not her Azusa/Bishop Amat coming out 😩

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

Do I have any money for good Beyoncé tickets? No. But I will find a way

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

Day 20372820476 of someone saying “omg you look so tired, is everything okay?”

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

People swear using the word “colorway” makes them eligible to show at Paris fashion week.

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

Someone just said “window seal” and part of me died inside.

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

The way tin fish is having a moment. Baby that’s just tuna.

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

“I’m a cow, collect my farts”

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

Cried for an hour at work tonight like an absolute idiot. Major loss for the home team (that’s me)

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

Is there an official diagnosis for being so stressed you throw up in the shower?

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

Tonight someone told me I was “the best hire my company has ever made” and I must admit that felt good.

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

Ended up in a country bar violently screaming at the live band to play @ShaniaTwain. I will not rest till I hear Party For Two and sing both parts.

[SZA @sza]

After a certain amount of repeating urself and no changes u gotta jus assume they don’t give a fuck .

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

How did I get to Stevie Wonder can actually see tik tok?

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

I need to speak to the first woman who lied to a small dicked man and said “I love how loud the exhaust on your Honda is” because that bitch ruined the driving experience for everyone.

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

BeReal is just me ugly at work with a cup in my hand.

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

I know my AirPods didn’t break on full price Tuesday after a week of sales 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

Caviar tik tok girl is ruining my life.

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

I am permanently annoyed. Forever.

[Sara @SaraThisGirl]

Nothing makes me happier than knowing someone I don’t like is at work covering my shift (and sucking at it) while I wear leggings in a bar dancing to Cher.