Honestly, having the company twitter on my phone and not having slipped and tweeted something ridiculous from the company accounts is one of my proudest achievements.
@greatreavers@hasanthehun Oh you mean the biggest rallies with the most people that have ever attended rallies? People on people! Pyramids of people! Standing on shoulders! Every American attended! 🤪
He strutted right into her tee up.
Do you like golf?
Have you ever wanted to work in golf?
Are you an Android engineer or do you know one?
If you answered yes to any question above, @ArccosGolf is hiring a Senior Android Engineer.
https://t.co/0Vt8ni0KbR
The school rule about bringing enough for everyone should apply to apartment buildings and cooking bacon. Bc it’s such a tease walking into my hallway… 🥓🤤
Dear @AirCanada, after a quick google search—you’re unofficial slogan of “We’re not happy unless you’re unhappy” just doesn’t seem fitting anymore. So I thought I’d spent my unexpected 19 hour layover, helping you tweak it. #buckleupforsafety#newaircanadaslogan