Sara

satire blog at this point. Live authentically, we're all gonna die either way. Simply existing

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

BAD BUNNY
SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW
FEBRUARY 8TH

[hard disk drive @_HDD]

'Fetching is your Dior' photographed by Chris Von Wangenheim (1976)

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I don't "hang out" with my "pals," I have Idea Sessions with my Thought Collaborators

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

@koochiekachow He’s in the walls

[Koochie Kachow @koochiekachow]

Nah I KNOW Pitbull is the one writing these god damn CoStars

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

@tim_toda I’m going to throw up

[Noor✰ @itsdaaboi2]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

@koochiekachow Me, in the corner but just to hold up score cards and not at all with sexual intent

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

Side quest: going to materialize a corporate gig after a decade in music because I want a beautiful industrial apartment with big windows or a place close to the sea.

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

hi so $250 to work a 12hr day at a festival is insane! hope this helps!

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

The fact Mama Mia takes place over two days (day before and of Sophie’s wedding) is INSANE and I have continuity questions

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

I think the problem is I haven’t been swimming in a creek lately near a waterfall

[billy @billyjoebaldwin]

It’s called having the heart of a fucking poet

[Nasty Poet @nxstypxet]

This could be us

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

Nowhere has ever felt like home and I’m 26 and maybe somewhere should have by now but maybe I should be on the road because that’s the only consistency in my life I don’t know!!!

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

3oh3 supremacy

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

Sad? Don’t be! Shake some ass at a plain white ts gig!

[Sara @Sara_Bluhm]

brendan fraser was that bitch and continues to be that bitch™️. I will fight anyone in his honor im so serious