Sara

wazzup

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

I’d like to thank peanut butter pretzels for keeping me sane during this trying time

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

Endlessly proud of our graduate, Erin!! We love you more than you can even fathom. Go get em tiger 🐯 Love, Mom, Mom + Dad #iSchoolConvocation

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

I have definitely said these exact words

[miles bonsignore @milesbon]

If Quarantine doesn’t end soon I’m gonna buy Gordon Ramsay’s Masterclass and THAT is a threat.

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

10 :/

[mac @MacDoesIt]

How old were you when Wii fit called you obese?

[Chaz Hutton @chazhutton]

Thought I’d draw a more accurate calendar for 2020 so far....

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

@milesbon so my family and I are now calling each other “stinky bishes.” This is your fault.

[DAVID DOBRIK @DavidDobrik]

Happy 4/20/20 🥺

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

Why do people LOOK at the person that is in the car with them WHILE THEY ARE DRIVING??? My father deadass looked at my sister IN THE BACK SEAT while we were on THE HIGHWAY

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

My mom has been at the grocery store for a solid 3 hours. I guess she found her pandemic hobby.

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

Zoom family meetings are all fine and good until grandma starts talking about Jesus

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

I miss the raccoons of Seattle

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

I’m not in high school, but you bet your ass I’m going to the john krasinski prom

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

Day ???? of quarantine: I thought my blanket was my dog and went to pet it, but then realized it was not my dog, and indeed a blanket

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

THIS. IS. MY. DOG.

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

I simply cannot believe this happened. History is crazy

[2023 angy @uheeuhaha]

If One Direction are actually reuniting I want to apologize in advance for the person I’m about to become

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

too late. it died.

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

This is how I want to be, but as @KeithHabs found out, there! Is! No! Yeast! ANYWHERE

[miles bonsignore @milesbon]

I made a really good loaf of bread yesterday.

That’s it. That’s my personality now. Quarantine has taken everything else.

[Sara @Sara_Gustafson_]

The biggest thing that has happened in my day is that the Instagram meme account “bitc.h” has been changed to “memequeen.” Further investigation is needed.

[Dubs @DubsUW]

Just hanging out with some new friends! 🐾