Sara ☮❁

[Sara ☮❁ @Saraaah_a]

Lmaooo. Do you see my life.

[Sara ☮❁ @Saraaah_a]

Betrayal is finding an empty Mini Eggs bag in the garbage and never being offered one...

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

I’m embarrassed to admit how long it takes me to figure out whether the first commercial after the SNL monologue is fake or not.

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

If there's a car accident, it's always the fault of the person with stuffed animals in their rear window.

[chelsea matthews @chelc3p0]

lol tinder is real good if you want to boost the absolute shit out of your confidence & lose all faith in the opposite sex within 10 mnutes

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

It happened…I just put it on once, my lips- they were so dry, I just - wanted the dryness to stop and now I’m IN THE LIP BALM LOOP

[theScore @theScore]

Look away, Habs fans...

[Sara ☮❁ @Saraaah_a]

Found a playlist and instantly imagined myself jamming to it with @kanankalez. #Romance

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Would pay money to see Austin Matthews DM's right now.

[Sara ☮❁ @Saraaah_a]

@davidpiazzaa lmaooo omg HOW the heck 😂

[Sara ☮❁ @Saraaah_a]

@pmirski You've lost your chances of becoming internet famous now that we know your secret!

[Michael @JadedJournal]

RIP to the Aéropostale closing after a courageous 8 year battle. It's in a better place. A place where it can be free. Buy one get one free.

[Ezra Koenig @arzE]

rock's not dead - it's alive & well & driving an Uber in LA 🎸🎶🎸

[Sara ☮❁ @Saraaah_a]

"Sara check my phone. I got a windex" A WINDEX??? Just wondering what update Mary has on her flip phone that she now gets windex over texts.

[Michael @JadedJournal]

Does the iPhone 7 let us send smells to each other? How far away are we on that?

[Sara ☮❁ @Saraaah_a]

I know you feel this luv too @kanankalez https://t.co/LgXPK7J0Mt

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

friend: how are things?

me: things are good!

narrator: things were not good

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

23 Tumblr posts about Food Network that’ll crack you up https://t.co/0dDSs1KTbf

[Sara ☮❁ @Saraaah_a]

"The bachelor is just like real life except girls don't find out there's other contestants until about week seven or eight." 🙃