Sara Havens

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

Just blocked a man bc he said thin mints are the worst flavor Girl Scout cookie. I’m not taking that type of disrespect.

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

Please help our boy Neville!! He’s the biggest silliest cuddle bug and has been thru so much and we want him to get healthy again as quick as we can!! Any amount helps!!

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

Not me accidentally teaching my dog when I sing “the cheese tax.. the cheese tax..” she comes running over bc she knows she’s about to get some cheese

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

The last one I’ve been doing since I was 12 to be fair

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

I’m officially old; I threw out my back. I now will only be saying phrases like “back in my day.., when I was your age.., you call that music?? This is music, *plays free bird*”

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

When I got a pit bull I thought I was going to have scary dog privileges.
Today, Amber reeled in a fish and Lexie got scared, tripped and fell trying to run away from the fish with her tail tucked.

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

The way I would have risen like Jesus himself and then smile in my mug shot on 3 counts of murder

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

Dog tased, kicked and hit with paintballs while his owner gets arrested

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

I need 10,000 dollars deposited in my bank account please. Thx.

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

the devil will attack you through people you thought loved you

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

I really love my job but man I miss bartender money.

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

Whenever I look like a potato in a sweat sac my gym crush is here. When I look cute and have a cute gym fit he doesn’t show up. Rude.

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

A study needs to be done with the sun and my brain bc as soon as I feel it I no longer hate myself. I will be being a menace with an ego today.

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

It doesn’t matter how much I love my fav bands, out of all the albums on my playlists, you can pick any Black Sabbath song and I’ll know every word, every beat, thanks to my father only ever playing ozzy and sabbath when I was a baby. It’s engraved in my brain subconsciously now.

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

@okambbb @triciaroseee Literally tho 😭 would come in your room like do you want me to just take these for you and you said no I’ll just throw them away 😭😭

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

@okambbb @triciaroseee Idk why I’m the other way around. I get anxiety so I have to go to the laundry mat and do it but when I have a washer/dryer in the house I put it off till later bc I could do it whenever but then whenever becomes next month

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

@triciaroseee @okambbb The way her laundry would be PILED up in a corner taller than her

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

@okambbb @triciaroseee I will be sending formal invitations by mail from now on

[Sara Havens @Saraamaee]

@triciaroseee Yes yes yes