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No longer unemployed. No longer 21... Both are quite shocking.

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@BBCNWT Looks great. Really sold it to me on the show. Then I looked at the price...

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@Warburtons @RussellHobbsUK Well the last 3 toasters haven't fitted real bread in it so you would have thought someone would have thought about this by now. The toaster is new. The problem is not. Good of you for taking the bullet though. One for the team and all.

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So @RussellHobbsUK .Which r and d darling woke up and thought "I feel evil today so I'm going to make sure every toaster won't actually fit a slice of bread in it without leaving half stuck out or wedge in." Or was it @Warburtons decided to piss everyone off making bigger bread?

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@shiv5468 I did the same thing...

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After Eights for breakfast... it must be Christmas!

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It's Thursday. I never did get the hang of Thursdays.

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@kifatlarge @shiv5468 Swings and roundabouts. Gives on one hand and takes away with the other.

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@shiv5468 *does

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@shiv5468 He dies cook a decent spag bol though. Again, disappointingly fully clothed.

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@shiv5468 His heavy object prowess is severely balanced out by the smell in my bathroom this morning. Just buy a step truck..

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@shiv5468 Aw, Sully makes everything better.

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Well, the day went so well that recovery has involved a full pack of jam donuts...

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...and, I'm back in a tent again.

I'm too old for this.

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@laiksmarei @shiv5468 I managed 3 whole days last week with not one wrong direction cock up. I was very proud of myself.

But sadly, no dogs...

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@shiv5468 @laiksmarei I love the tube. But I don't ever do it at commuter time, so I feel I get the rose tinted glasses version of it, rather than the arse end...

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@shiv5468 @caoimhinof Join the club.

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We had constant fraud on our @santanderuk account and were constantly told it was our fault and it was our habits that were the problem.

Changed banks, did NOT change habits, and the fraud stopped instantly.

Santander leak worse than a sieve.

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@shiv5468 @DavidParr1980 Yeah... that's not a good look.

To be fair, the 4d scan things also give me the heebie jeebies.

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@shiv5468 Ooh, pretty. And suitably deadly...