Sara Ack.

Pretty nice for how often I’m suppressing an eye roll 💁🏻‍♀️

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

Another day, another opportunity to make people regret annoying me 🙃

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

Little miss ignore the universe til it’s literally screaming 🙃

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

I’ve either been working or crying today. 19 kids that never get to grow older. I’m so fucking sad and tired of this.

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

It’s giviinnggg undiagnosed personality disorder

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

Maybe it’s covid, maybe it’s desert dust 🎶

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

Spring Break aka me feeding at least 2 extra kids at any given meal for 7 days straight

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

Yeah, sex is great and all but ever you ever brought a house plant back from the brink of death?

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

One thing about me, I will ruin conspiracy theory fun for any and everyone in the vicinity

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

I’m not necessarily participating in the Zelensky thirsting, but I can’t argue with it

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

Just sobbed to a video of a woman dying from cancer saying goodbye to and thanking Jenna Marbles for existing and I am so UNWELL 😭

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

@theRealMr_Chili Honestly the impact hurt my neck and head worse, you can barely see my fat lip 😂 also that better not have been the lead up to “cuz it’s killing me!”
I see your dad jokes coming

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

Hit my own face against a door frame so hard I almost knocked out today 😂 killin it!

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

When you go on vacation for two weeks just to get a stomach bug that puts you at 50% for half of it 😑

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

My weather app: there’s 100% chance it’s already snowing where you are
Where I am: blazing sun, no precipitation to be seen
😑

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

Merry Crisis! Been crying since yesterday, been drinking since noon 👍🏻

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

My bullshit detector is TOO good

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

When no one cares it’s your birthday because Timber’s are in the MLS Cup 🙃😂

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

I have not seen a single “masculine urge” joke that has landed, and I have not read a single “feminine urge” one that I didn’t laugh at 🤣

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

No one talks about the part of getting older where you stop keeping people in your life just because they’ve always been there, and start collecting the ones that show up for you and make you happy 🙃

[Sara Ack. @Sarack11]

Sagg season started and suddenly all the lights are green, all the money is coming in, and it’s ☀️ and 🌈 for this murdery centaur 💁🏻‍♀️