Last night’s night shift I managed to inherit the smell of puke, cannabis, cat shit and house fire all combined into one. I smell awesome.... really! 🤢😴
I don’t know what I’m more upset about, the fact he’s disowned me for a different nick therefore I no longer have a workdad or the fact I won’t be able to shout ‘roylllleyyyyyy’ 4x a week and see his daft stupid grin.
Either way I’ll miss the loon! Stay safe! @tennisball74 💋
Saw a lad from work on the forecourt after the Rags game.
Saw me, looked sheepish and said, "Don't start Royley."
"Nothing to say Vinny," I replied with a grin.
Shook his hand and pointed to the floor. Vinny looked down and asked, "What?"
"Mind the gap."
"F**k off!" 😂😂😂
I get ‘eating when I feel like it’ and ‘ doing what the doctor told you’ .... but I’m pretty sure he didn’t mean waking up at 0345am to shove a large bowl of crunchy nut down my neck...... #recoverylife 🤢😷