Sarah

“ kinda fresh” “very cool ✌️“ “I’m sure I have twine somewhere.”
Insta @sarahsmiilleess

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

God forbid a girl just likes the taste of cottage cheese 🙄

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

Just got a bachelorette party cameo from THE JULIE COOPER. @TheRealMsClarke genuinely gives better marriage advice than my therapist. Thank you for making this weekend that much more special 🍾💖

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

Girlhood is texting your best friend about how much you miss each other while exchanging tiktoks about the same exact thing. #BestFriends #girlhood

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

Oh, you wanted to get married? Sorry, love is apparently only for the BOURGEOISIE.

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

A heels class but the sexy little dance is done to the Applebee’s birthday song. #girlhood

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

@jaxie2600 No ✨

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

Monster mash? More like, monster smash 😎 #Spooktober

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

I’m viscerally upset that there isn’t more smutty Lost fanfic out there. #rightthiswrong #Sayiddeservesbetter

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

God, what I wouldn’t give for a new episode of River Monsters right about now.

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

@SteinfieldShow @Nicotina_Vapors I’m confused; why don’t you trust me if you just said that I have good taste?

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

I don’t know what everyone is so upset about. I love @elonmusk. His meme game is so strong; who wouldn’t want to see those? #unblockelonmusk

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

I could really use a day that was just a bit more fricka-fricka-fresh

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

@Nicotina_Vapors It’s called altruism

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

@jaxie2600 I’m just disappointed that it wasn’t about the cult classic.

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

I need a Brita filter for my brain.

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

A burst ovarian cyst is NOT very cash money.

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

@jakebake128 @jaxie2600 Jake and Nick don’t even sound a little bit alike

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

Seattle is now the 51st state because it’s a state of mind

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

But hey, thank God Republicans banned those books.

[Sarah @Sarah78978119]

Thank you at @AJRBrothers for the experience of a lifetime and being just as kind in person. The concert was unforgettable and as someone who was just diagnosed with OCD myself, the open dialogue matters. Thank you 💖💖