Aislinn Gentles

Shit happens when you party naked. That's why I always wear socks.

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Genie, you're free.

[Ku @EstherKuKu]

If you didn't go to the gym today, you can always masturbate yourself to sleep. Always gets the heart pumpin.

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Calgary Stampede parties leads to STIs, unwanted pregnancies http://t.co/ONzoDp8ihW

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

TV is the worst. Border Secirity? I'm addicted. #firstworldproblems #RealityTV

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

“I really shouldn’t do this.” Spoiler alert: she does it. #TFM

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

Is there anything creepier than forgetting the dog is sleeping in your room and then just hearing something licking something? #Nope

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Using female lab rats would be too expensive - think of all the glass ceilings we'd have to install on cages!

[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

The blood moon looks so dope!

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

Young girls today are looking for trouble posting pics like this, she does not look older then 14 http://t.co/WwgV8cIHIC

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

I am not sure why this is the most viral pic on the internet, I have seen much funnier ones http://t.co/ghEVsYW47y

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

I don't get why this is the most viral pic on the internet, I have seen much funnier ones http://t.co/zz5yU9rUsI

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

@Coolpoolbear look who's too cool for school

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

I think I would like more @JonahHill in my life. He's a damn fine actor and a damn fine man. Thanks.

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

Sometimes you just feel wicked hot for a day. Today is not that day for me, but I'm sure you look great #truthtea

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

Best way to start your reading week/valentines day? Six hour delay at #YVR. #mechanicalprobs #sickflightattendant

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

"You look studious today" - Well it's about time, this would be my fourth year of this shit. #UBC

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

The U.K. is stepping up protection of Scotch whisky, preventing non-Scottish firms marketing products as 'Scotch' http://t.co/vbkC1KSTY9

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

Is it possible to get #senioritis even though I won't be graduating this year? I'm going with a strong yes.

[Aislinn Gentles @SarahAislinn]

#blueisthewarmestcolor not going to lie, not really living up to the hype.

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

I sincerely hope 2014's Halloween costumes top 2013's. What I'm saying is we're gonna need more black face from everyone involved.