Sarah Cornett

Rocket ship builder and Pizza Expert.

[Sarah Cornett @SarahAnnCornett]

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[Sarah Cornett @SarahAnnCornett]

And some people put this in their bodies 😳 https://t.co/9GmqAHcpIh

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

When left in a can of Mountain Dew, a mouse will eventually be dissolved into a 'jelly-like' substance.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

By peeing in the shower, you can save about 1,157 gallons of water a year.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The term "420" has officially been added to the Oxford English Dictionary.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Steve Jobs did not let his kids use iPads and limited their use of technology to a minimum.

[Sarah Cornett @SarahAnnCornett]

😂 https://t.co/gjqHcJEIG9

[Terms of Libra @LibraTerms]

#Libra are single by choice, and they will continue to be till they meet someone that deserves them.

[Sarah Cornett @SarahAnnCornett]

@Murrrburrr21 that is what end of driveway furniture is for! 😅just 🔨 some pallets together and just get the outdoor cushions.BOOM! Outside🛏

[Sarah Cornett @SarahAnnCornett]

What team? Lol https://t.co/dvYXI9zJ1I

[JΛMΞSH @monkbernardo]

This Thunder team makes no sense to me.

[Sarah Cornett @SarahAnnCornett]

The Finn to my Princess Bubblegum!
#DrunkYes #BestNightInAges #NerdLovers #GoobCentral… https://t.co/rycsZTKBky

[Terms of Libra @LibraTerms]

#Libra have too much pride to let you walk all over them. If they feel like they're not getting the respect they deserve, they're gone

[Sarah Cornett @SarahAnnCornett]

A President of the US used the phrase "I can't even......" and right now #ICantEven #NotMyMerica #GoTrumpSomewhereElse ! https://t.co/mLGwX07Oo2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The FBI is totally unable to stop the national security "leakers" that have permeated our government for a long time. They can't even......

[Sarah Cornett @SarahAnnCornett]

Thank you! #Merylsayshi https://t.co/GxHXXspRPu

[CAŦMAN @subzerov690]

@jimmykimmel @realDonaldTrump #merylsayshi