Sarah Beatty Kim

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

It wasn't me. They're trying to make me an escape goat.

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

Humans. Wait for people to get off elevators before you get on. This will ensure that you don't run into them. Thanks.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[rains nonstop for 2 days]

Wife: We almost need an ark

Me: The boat or the thing that melts Nazi faces?

Wife:

Me: Remember to look away.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

If you don't like The Office then you are Toby.

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

@callmemaddiepie Haha not gonna lie I would totally THINK the mcdreamy comment in my head

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

Keep getting all these emails from clothing stores with "great spring break deals" - like WHAT EVEN IS SPRING BREAK!? #adulting

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

LOL

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

Pam and Jim drive a Subaru. I drive a Subaru. #lifegoals #theoffice

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Kevin is me https://t.co/kI1qCOox2i

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Jim and Pam will always be goals https://t.co/ZXF830mJZJ

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Babies are drawn to me. I think it’s because they see me as one of them, but cooler, and with my life a little more put together.

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

@TaylorStricklin you're SO OLD. Better than my kids. They tell me I'm not a "real adult." 🙄

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

Today I went to Target and spent less than $20. I'd call that a WIN! (But I would call any Target trip a win.... so....)

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

"My MILKSHAKE, you guys."

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

Let's be real. This is what everyone wants to see on Valentine's Day.

[Walt Disney World @WaltDisneyWorld]

Happy #ValentinesDay from your friends at Walt Disney World Resort!

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

Having a cat - living with the reality that there IS a monster living under your bed that will jump out and grab you

[Sarah Beatty Kim @SarahBeatty1]

#goals <> https://t.co/wFiDeolmNy