sarah

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

hey siri play love me not by @ravynlenae

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

going thru a break up and that means i’m only going to get hotter and cooler i don’t make the rules

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

@cowboycoralee I could die happy

[Studio Ansitru (look at my Linktree) 🤠✨ @Ansitru]

Two bro's, chilling in the water. Not far apart because they are 🌈 gay 🌈

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

starting vampire diaries i’ve never seen it and it’s only appropriate since reading the serpent and the wings of night series 🦇🩸

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of the Taco Bell Crunchwrap

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

the internet proves to me day in and day out that it is the funniest place in all of space and time

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

I wish this man a sexless life, a divorce, and a flat tire

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Whenever I see men complaining about their wives not being interested in or losing interest in sex, I have an informed guess why. This reddit breaks down the usual explanations I've heard/read from women. And a happy ending (for her). Women enjoy sex too, if men make it enjoyable

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

@JamieMolden toontown is a fever dream

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

netflix is rly putting the blind in love is blind rn #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

@sidny_grow buy a new phone case and change your background and rearrange your app folders! give your phone a fact lift and it might satisfy some of the desire!!!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

oh nooooo the new spotify update is so bad

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

@mamamak21 @slasheristic ooooooo!!!! you’re audiobooking! Ok this makes so much more sense bc I was like dude that’s so much physical reading

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

@mamamak21 @slasheristic no bc every time I go on goodreads you have completed 2 more books and I’m like 🥲🥲🥲

[sarah @sarahbethburns]

@slasheristic my goal is set to 60!

[Gigi @ribbonbraid]

whenever a large number of men are all saying a girl is creepy or weird looking i know i’m about to see one of the most beautiful creatures alive. like it’s exciting