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Simply out here to support Karissa and Cricket

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@somegoodnews Hey @johnkrasinski does this lady look familiar? Your 5th grade teacher Amber Rollins, now my Mom Amber Bock, is still working hard for her students! This Superintendent organized & delivered food to students and families in need in our MA community, spreading love!

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Squirrels are conspiring to overthrow human civilization: change my mind

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@somegoodnews Hey @johnkrasinski does this lady look familiar? Your 5th grade teacher Amber Rollins, now my Mom Amber Bock, is still working hard for her students! This Superintendent organized & delivered food to students and families in need in our MA community, spreading love!

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Every evening I have taken to fixing myself “fancy water” in order to replace my evening wine, so as to avoid personal economic strain and emo queen status. Simply add lemons and lime to sparkling water and you have about half of the satisfaction with all of the emo

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Just rolled my ankle on an acorn. Watch out, bitches be trippin!

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Yesterday in the admissions office a man mistook me for a parent... of a prospective college student... so a parent of a 17 year old child...
Still processing this

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Brought everything and the kitchen sink to school this year yet somehow forgot every single pair of socks I own

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Hot coffee and a Sex and the City marathon 😩

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My mom walks into Starbucks and orders 5 shots of espresso over ice. A power move if I’ve ever seen one.

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@sclance22 I miss that fool as well

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The term “man cave” really perplexes me. Like what would happen if women started running around calling their craft rooms or wine cellars “lady caves”?

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Snoop dog promoting his new cook book on Ellen is giving me everything I need today

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Next year for Halloween I’m dressing as a c-section baby

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Enduring my Second tonsil infection in one month, hows your finals week going?

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Definitely looking at a fully formed toenail clipping sitting next to me in class right now... feeling disturbed...

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If you’re having a conversation for more than five minutes at a normal volume simply why are you in the quiet section have you no decency or decorum

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Glory Be the Return of the pesto party is the only resurrection I needed this Easter season

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@wetwipezsz66698 I like the first

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if anyone needs me i’ll be getting emotional about how britney spears took math classes to help her sons with their homework

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Just got electrocuted by my computer charger how’s your Monday going