Sarah Bralick

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

when hospitality goes too far 😭

[Sarah Bralick @SarahBralick]

I will forever wonder if I actually saw @thomaslennon at Elkhorn’s Rib Fest last night or if I was just delusional from too many spins on the tilt-a-whirl 🤔

[Sarah Bralick @SarahBralick]

@DailyLoud @Uncle_Wes

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News is complaining about a nationwide teacher shortage today. Here are some of the things Fox has said about teachers over the last two years:

[𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 @xoblueflame]

someone else being in the kitchen while im there just brings out a very dark sided energy in me lmao

[linc @lincandescent]

say what you will but domino's is the only one to check up every day to see if i need two medium 2-topping pizzas for $5.99 each

[Filmme Talk (you know, like femme film) Podcast @FilmmeTalk]

jordan peele's movies jordan peele

[R.★★ @_MKillaa_]

love tf out my man and he probably think i hate him the way i act 😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲

[Melissa Capriglione @mcapriglioneart]

When you ask me how I'm doing and I say "I'm functioning" this is what I mean

[Wes Farmer @Uncle_Wes]

*Ordering at Panda Express*

Me: hi can I get an orange chicken bowl with chow mein and could you put more cabbage than I could ever hope to eat in a lifetime in my bowl

Employee: you’re not gonna believe this

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

I may not be a 10 at a club but I’m a 10 at a gas station and walmart so what’s up

[Bobby Stockings they/them 🍉BLACKLIVESMATTER @bobbystockings]

Best thing I’ve seen all morning

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

many of my deepest friendships are maintained by a “omgggg” story reply every few months

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

“nobody wants to work anymore” starter kit

[Susie Brustin @susiebrustin]

I love naps and by naps I mean setting a 20 minute timer, closing ur eyes and thinking about all of the shit you need to do until you’re stressed enough that you’re not tired anymore, then canceling the timer