Sarah Breden

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

sir I am paying you by the hour please stop

#TheBachelorette

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

what does it say abt me that the sopranos is my current comfort show

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

absolutely convinced that the ninth circle of hell is just facebook marketplace buyers asking if an item is still available

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

I know people usually come on Twitter to complain about customer service (guilty), but just wanted to shout out how AMAZING @glossier customer support is. I was expecting a big hassle, and instead they did everything possible to make things right. kudos! ⭐️

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

when he says he’s 5’11 on Hinge but the group photo says otherwise

#MTVAwards

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

my manager: hey can you jump on a video call really quick

me:

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

I feel like the first rule of Vanderpump Rules should be that the cast can’t have all their actual drama in the off season. I don’t care if you want to break up now, save that sh*t for the summer.

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

how close I am to losing my sh*t at any given moment

#TheKardashians

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

whenever I change my profile photo and see the option to take a new picture on the spot it always makes me wonder what kind of chaotic soul would do such a thing

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

Wordle 320 3/6

how…(and I cannot emphasize this enough)….the f*ck

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[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

Wordle 314 2/6 (ofc I’d nail this word)

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[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

Wordle 300 3/6

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[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

Wordle 295 3/6 on a roll 🎲

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Wordle 294 2/6 🔥🔥🔥

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[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

wish I put as much effort into anything as my doordasher puts into his delivery updates

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

Wordle 276 3/6 💪

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Wordle 260 3/6

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[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

why is comed out here acting like fort knox with two-factor authentication. if someone wants to bust into my account and pay my power bill pls feel free.

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

baby’s first wordle

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[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

@mcast1640 @usweekly that was filmed in April

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

just found out Olive Garden delivers but then they tell me there’s a $50 minimum I am on an emotional roller coaster