Cait

Meep Morp Maker

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

That awkward moment when you're a fucking idiot

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

Alive and living fine
I did not get shot today
All my bills are paid
🙏

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

My love language is gentle bullying 😌

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

Find someone who looks at you like Bob Vance of Vance refrigeration looks at Phyllis

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

Someone actually got my art tattooed on them 😱😱😱 it looks good 😱😱😱

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

I don't draw...I put heart shapes on top of other shapes

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

Fact: girls don't fart
Fact: I fart
Therefore I must be a boy

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

I'm so tired of people trying to make watch videos of pufferfish eating things alive. It's creepy and weird. Please stop.

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

Berates self for being unproductive.
Sits down to play video games.
Why isn't my life getting better I don't understand.

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

All of my anecdotes start with "this is a long and embarrassing story"

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

I've always wanted to be a bun head like usagi...hair is getting so long 🌈

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

Just a little brag on myself because I know nobody follows this page...
This is by no means purrrfect but it's my first attempt on real skin. Just touching up myself a bit and it was a good learning experience in glad to have had on myself instead of another.

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

Flash back to the time I pointed out to my ex that his stepdad had a bigger penis than his other dad

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

As a kid I thought I was Lisa but I grew up to be Marge

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

You look at dragonfruit and it's like this isn't a real fruit then you look at the plant they grow from and it's like that's not a real tree... Like honestly it's irl fantasy flora

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

When ladies say they want a gangster they mean ryan caraveo not immortal technique

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

@netflix why did you take off so much my little pony. I am legit so sad.

[Cait @SarahCaitCat]

Wow brain, a dream about chasing a white rabbit How Original.