Sarah

Elder Millennial. Aspiring plant lady. Cats and books fangirl

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

#Parenting is cool because you have to figure out things like which of your 5 year old's identical 3 stuffed bears is her "favorite," aka the only acceptable option at bedtime. 😵‍💫

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

No one:
My daughter at Kindergarten orientation: Our cat pees in the shower

🤦‍♀️

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

My 5 year old is into penguins, so decided to show her a few videos on YouTube.

All fun and games until a leopard seal stared tearing into the penguin for lunch.

So. Much. Blood. 😳

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Too real ☕️

[Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad]

Some people might call a visit to Starbucks excessive spending but if you buy Starbucks stocks first then each time you buy coffee there you’re just investing in your own company

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Ah, the things I shared on Facebook ten years ago.

Though this one still hits 😉

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Ah, it's that horrible time of year when summer camps end but there's 2 weeks until school starts.

Stay hydrated, parents - cold brew, wine...whatever it takes.

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Between email, slack, telegram, discord, and texts I legit need a tool that sits on top of it all and lets me search for what I need.

devs, help!

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Ah, the feeling when you accidentally start giving your baby the wrong (read: OLD) bottle, right as your 24 ounces of cold brew starts to kick. 🤗

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Hello fellow youths

[Metacrafters @metacraftersio]

How it feels.... 😉

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

I may have let my five-year-old pick out an item at an estate sale this weekend, and I fear she brought a horcrux home with her.😱

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Reader frens, what's good this summer? New job + adorable baby has me MONTHS behind on my to-read pile. #BookTwitter

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Living the DREAM of working in my backyard, sipping a cold brew, and blasting Pandora. Fully remote since 2017 and NEVER GOING BACK

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Also, just feeling 🔥💗🚀 for my @metacraftersio crew this week. #WAGMI

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

It makes me super happy to be able to do both big brain stuff at work, peppered with a healthy sprinkle of GIFs and Emojis - that's balance, baby.

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Hey, it's #BlackMirror IRL again! https://t.co/qOVH8BMHKa

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Chipmunks are legit frolicking in my backyard.

[Ashley @AshleyDCan]

all of us at NFT NYC this year

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

@themikesteez 👀🤌

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

My love language is taco bell

[Sarah @SarahDeloca]

Me: "Wow, I will save so much money now that I don't drink very often."

Trenta sized cold brew from Starbucks [enters chat]