Sarah

'Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die.- Morty

[Sarah @SarahDever]

It really makes me happy the first day of the year is a Monday

[Sarah @SarahDever]

There's at least 3 of them and they are yelling for help on the street

[Sarah @SarahDever]

Listening to a girl outside my house figure out how to boost her car battery for the first time is the funniest thing I've heard all day 😂

[Sarah @SarahDever]

I don't give a damn, Cersei is one badass lady

[Sarah @SarahDever]

It just took me over 5 mins to figure out this kinder surprise toy and now I feel dumb

[Sarah @SarahDever]

I think everyone should know that Naruto is actually a very good show

[Sarah @SarahDever]

Kra dinna
(Kraft dinner)

[Sarah @SarahDever]

Why do I always cry when I watch movies by myself???

[Sarah @SarahDever]

If life were like a cartoon, my characters outfit would be this polka dot robe and pacman pajamas

[Sarah @SarahDever]

I just watched a new family channel show for 10 minutes and I don't understand how my family put up with this

[Sarah @SarahDever]

"Casting by:
People farm".....😯

[Sarah @SarahDever]

Coldplay always gives me the gooseybumps 😍

[Sarah @SarahDever]

Y'know the rainbow chocolate chips really are better

[Sarah @SarahDever]

I just realized we are the only place on earth that calls the liquor store the 'lic-bo"

[Sarah @SarahDever]

Why aren't we funding migraine research? Like what ARE THEY? I feel like I'm having a stroke?

[Sarah @SarahDever]

Listening to people talk shit about phils makes me sad, I know it's dirty and gross but it's home 😢

[Sarah @SarahDever]

Petition to send criminals into space to see what black holes are

[Sarah @SarahDever]

Cleaning products should use my dad's house as a tester cause God damn I can't get these hard water stains off with anything

[Sarah @SarahDever]

The rock em sock em movie is making me cry what's happening to me

[Sarah @SarahDever]

I am Roger Smith