Sarah Garrison

Nerd. Vaguely humanoid. Usually cranky. She/Her.

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@georgesantos Less than five minutes on google tells you this is not true. The laziness in this “reporting” is atrocious, but I’m honestly not surprised.

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@Ask_Spectrum My internet was restored but then went out again yesterday evening. Is this part of the same issue??

[Julian Gough @juliangough]

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.)
It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public.
🧵

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

🔥 Giveaway 🔥

Noble Ambition? Pure Starlight? Vaporwave?! We're giving away a @dispeldice set of YOUR choosing from our website. 🎲

(Rules + Link posted below 👇)
#WyrmwoodWednesday #dnd5e #dnd #giveaway #dice

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

I absolutely unprotected my tweets for this. Sorry, not sorry.

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

🔥 Giveaway 🔥

We have a set of Amethyst Dice ready to grace a lucky person's Dice Vault. 💜

(Rules posted below 👇)
#WyrmwoodWednesday #dnd5e #dnd #giveaway #dice

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@AFish1976 @boynamedjack9 @espn Except that’s not the arrangement. $22M will be split by *only the players who participated in the lawsuit* and $2M goes into a separate fund for players. 28 players were part of the suit, so you’re off by about $735,000.

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@PhilipinDC @AP_GMS Based on how well you did in the four languages I know, I’ll take your word on the other two! Seriously impressive!

[Daniel Storm @RpgrsD]

Today feels like a good day for a dice giveaway! This jumbo 65mm die is pictured next to a standard size D20. It is made with "recycled" overspill resin from a few previous pours. The winner gets to pick the ink color!

To Enter:

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#dnd #dice #ttrpg

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

🔥 Big Giveaway 🔥

We're giving away a complete Bard-inspired adventuring set. 🎶

This includes Master Vault, Rolling Tray, AND Mechanical Pencil - all crafted from Aromatic Cedar and Macassar Ebony. 🥳

(Rules posted below 👇)
#wyrmwoodwednesday #dnd #dice #ttrpg

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@1800flowershelp The new roses arrived today and they are GORGEOUS! Thank you for making this right!

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@1800flowershelp My friend tried to send me a lovely bunch of roses, but this is what I got instead. I trimmed the stems, but the leaves and petals (and in one case the entire rose) fell as I was unwrapping. Not impressed.

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

Strong Milo Thatch vibes from @matthewmercer in the new @CriticalRole opening. Whole cast hit it out of the park.

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@arcaneshow @riotgames @netflix Season 2, please.

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@GOPLeader We’re going to bed too, my dude.

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@ABlondeAvocado Basically, 18-3=15, 3*5=15, so 15*6=90. But all the answers are one of the reasons I love math.

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@GovParsonMO That multi-step process is literally right click in the browser window, select ‘Inspect’, and then read the html. There’s no unauthorized access because it’s there for anyone to see. Super excited to hear about you getting laughed out of court.

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

Today in “People I Now Hate”:

[ProPublica @propublica]

New: Judge Donna Scott Davenport oversees a juvenile justice system in Rutherford County, Tennessee, with a staggering history of jailing children. She said kids must face consequences, which rarely seem to apply to her or the other adults in charge. https://t.co/kExo58a8kf

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@TinyLioness Wait….seriously?

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@its_alexflores @FrankAmari2 @ablogical @kayleighmcenany @tedcruz @JohnCornyn @ElPasoTXGov @elpasotimes Article is from 2020. He was the sitting president at time of publication.

[Sarah Garrison @SarahEGarrison]

@patriottakes A failboat.