Eli Mattern

Startup founder & tech lawyer. Likes breakfast all day & dystopian stories. she/her/ceo 🌶️ 📚🌈 Tweets ≠ legal advice #womenintech

[Tessa Molnar @TessaVMolnar]

One day I’m going to write a book called something dumb like

K is for Contracts

It will be a cathartic lamenting of everything that’s unnecessarily confusing about the practice of law. You’re all welcome to contribute.

[Eli Mattern @SarahEliMattern]

Is it still eavesdropping if you're trying to learn the language? 😓😂

@duolingo feel free to weigh in.

[Eli Mattern @SarahEliMattern]

@gaybeascorpus Read sample essays a lot. That will help you spot the patterns.

[Eli Mattern @SarahEliMattern]

@chelseybuggie Have you considered being a federal clerk?

[Eli Mattern @SarahEliMattern]

I don’t wonder because I know my sister would be the first person to report me missing. 😂😅 She is a true crime junkie and she would probably find me before the cops too.

[Christina Cress @CressNC]

Do you ever wonder who’d be the first to report you missing or has consuming true crime content rotted my brain? Aside from Sam, it would 100% be someone I work with to first realize something was amiss.

[Eli Mattern @SarahEliMattern]

Join a conversation about the ethics of large language models and AI>> https://t.co/a1ag3kZlIM

#legaltech

[Eli Mattern @SarahEliMattern]

Joining soon! https://t.co/zLHEm026Hh