Sarah Ellerd

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Sorry I missed your call earlier today. I was sitting on the couch with the phone in my hand watching it ring.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Grad Struggle BLM ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @NCPostGrad]

They’re about to drop the most in your feelings album of all time. Everyone will need to have a signed note from their therapist to listen to it.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Do not imagine for a moment prayer doesn’t matter. Pray for Ukraine. Pray for divine intervention. Miraculous protection. Pray for the presence of Jesus to permeate households & hiding places & be a shield & comfort to them. Pray a psalm—maybe 27 or 31—as intercession.Let’s pray.

[Christine Caine @ChristineCaine]

Don’t think that your prayers are not heard by God or felt by people. I can tell you that people on the ground in Ukraine “feel” our prayers and support. Don’t withhold prayer due to despair. It matters. It makes a difference. Stay locked in. Be attentive. #PrayForUkraine

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

Your loves to good to leave me here.

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

MY DOG REALLY JUST... ROSE FROM HER SLUMBER ON THE FLOOR.. JUMPED ON MY BED.. LAID BY MY HEAD.. SNUGGLED IN BY MY FACE.. THEN BURPED THE MOST SERIOUS BURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now she’s snoozing again. What just happened. I gotta go. Ttyl.

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

Been sick all week, and forgot I had signed up for a 6AM spin class tomorrow morning. And I’m past the point of canceling without getting charged. Goody. Can’t wait.

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

Sasha has gas, Jesus fix it.

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

I’ve had a migraine for 36 hours now, and I’m ready to go dig myself a hole to crawl in. My pain tolerance is not what it used to be like before my surgery. Ugh.

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

Okurrrrrrrr

[C. Roy @cooliestillcool]

If I die after I pay my rent sit me on the couch till da 30th

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

I came to pick up my groceries from Walmart, and I was going to check in on the app. YALL THIS CHILD CAME AND KNOCKED ON MY WINDOW I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER. He was just asking my name to get my order. BUT LIKE CHILD I WILL FIGHT YOU. Don’t just knock on peoples windows!!! 🤣

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

“.. but where sin multiplied, grace multiplied more” Romans 5:20

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

Religion turns what is simple to complex, Grace turns what is complex to simple.

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

Your greatest ability is adaptability

[Michael Todd @iammiketodd]

What you're willing to part with, will always prove what you are willing to be apart of

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

@iam_twes Omg I’m dying 😅😅 I can picture you like “WTF” hahaha

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

Wish my migraines werent triggered by weather. Also wish I just never got migraines. Better than they were but geez I’d give anything to never have another.

[Sarah Ellerd @SarahEllerd]

I have the snuggliest dog! 🥰