I'm hopelessly stuck in Kabul with my wife and child.
Like myself, hundreds of other journalists are also stuck here.
I have an 11—months old daughter.
Please pray for her safety.
I feel like I owe @tedcruz an apology. When he voted against sending aid to my home state of New Jersey after Sandy I accused him of only caring about Texas. I was obviously wrong.
“All of me” was written to @chrissyteigen and it’s the most romantic song I’ve ever heard. Romance in my house is my partner sneaking his balls into photos and hoping I notice.
I think @SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.
Ted Cruz tweeting a glowing tribute to Rush Limbaugh from a resort in Cancun (where he flew tonight while his constituents are literally freezing to death) is peak @GOP.
I don't want to give this person's disgraceful, bigoted views any oxygen.
But when others insist on rewarding them with this country's highest honour – I think it's worth saying again:
Grand Slam wins don't give you some right to spew hatred and create division.
Nothing does.
Imagine being so self absorbed that while people struggle with financial issues, trying to feed their kids and pay bills, sick loved ones + isolation u feel the need to boast online about buying a non medically certified lanyard from Amazon just so u don’t have to wear a mask .
America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.
The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.
I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.
If you make under $400,000, you will not pay a penny more in taxes when I'm president.
The super-wealthy and big corporations will finally pay their fair share — and we'll invest that money in working families.
We're going to reward work — not wealth.
It's a good thing that Monty Python has retired
How could we compete with the most powerful man in the world claiming that the flu epidemic of 1918 was instrumental in ending World War Two...and then demanding that his opponent should take a drug test
Silly !!
A massive hurricane is about to hit Texas, California is on fire, the NBA is on strike in protest of a police shooting, 180,000 people are DEAD from a virus our president won’t contain while we‘re watching Republicans congratulate themselves on what a good job they’re doing.