Sarah Hoffman

Procrastinating perfectionist 🖤

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

@sadieorr Aw you'll look back at this time and remember how simple things were. Enjoy the time it takes to get to where you want to be!

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

The grossness that has become @pizzahut. So thin and greasy and nothing like the commercial advertises. 😳🤢

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

Just so we're clear..

CAN play in NFL:
Steroid users
Domestic Abusers
Rapists
Accused murderers
Racists

Cant play:
Protesters

[Busted Coverage @bustedcoverage]

Incredible! Guy calls Chick fil A, orders breakfast burritos & a rescue boat...Chick fil A manager sends boats

[matthires @matthires]

You KNOW that dropping a nuke is 100% on this motherf***ers bucket list.

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

Pregnant women PSA: social media sites do not need your weekly belly update.

[Anthony Jordan @AnthonyRJordan]

I'll be the first to admit that I'm on the Warriors bandwagon.

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

8:30 am on Day 1 at the beach and I'm the only one of the kids not working out

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

My workout playlist is basically just a bunch of Fetty Wap

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

It's all fun and games until your dog rolls around in another dog's shit

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

@sadieorr Haha kidding! I just want y'all to live near me!!

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

@sadieorr Ew

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

crying over being frustrated with searching for a doctor is normal, right?

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

@alana_jo me too!

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

Say You Won't Let Go by James Arthur always gives me chills. I get so lost on the lyrics 🖤

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

@alana_jo Y tho

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

There's literally a video out there of me doing this in my grandma's wedding dress on a bar stool 🙈 https://t.co/5pYiRMnanA

[Sarah Hoffman @SarahH0ffman]

This is Us makes me cry almost every episode and yet I love it so much