Sarah Crumley

wifey, mama, unsure about the rest

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@ktmlowe_ @dndsmr An 8 hr shift yields me over $200 easy, you don’t get that many dickheads that don’t tip where I work.

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@maria__edwards @D_townss It took me 4 years but Zach finally gave up his!! Stay strong sister 😂😂😂

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@kaycebunch14 @tay_bay98 I second Katie!! She’s amazing!

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@callielanejo So necessary!! Especially with kids!

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@kimbduke Baby we grown now, make them pay for the shit 🤑

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

Maternity photos brought to you by @MillerLite and @tori__jeffers 🍻🖤

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

I somewhat get not trusting the Covid Vaccine but what i don't get is how you dont trust the Covid vaccine but trust Covid enough to be out partying in the club with no mask. That is where my brain times out

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@maria__edwards My step mom has a 2020 Nissan Altima and rearended this woman going 10 mph, like no scratches on either vehicle, but it shut her entire car down and caused $5,000 worth of damage to the sensors. It’s been 2 months and she still doesn’t have her car back. Ima stick to my ‘13 🙃😅

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@maria__edwards We were too busy laughing because it was always funny stuff like this. Like I’m so glad you’re happily married and love your relationship, but I was also livinggggg for bachelorette Maria back in the day 🤣

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@CiarraHatton No, they don’t, because they have never taken a single civics/political science class in their life (or at least paid attention to it) so they have NO IDEA HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS. ORANGE MAN GOD CIARRA.

[cal @callielanejo]

last night I said imma sleep in...the child in my uterus said ✨no✨

🥲🥲🥲

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@CiarraHatton I swear I don’t think this is real life anymore. This has to be a glitch in the matrix. Or maybe I’m in a coma and this is all part of my hallucination? 😅😂

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@kaiteaton96 I hope your baby lets him feel! My child is a brat already and she can be going CRAZY in there, but as soon as Zach puts his hand on my belly she stops. It’s like she knows it’s him and thinks it’s a game 😂😂😂

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@lana_ridley It’s not your fault either. There are people that were not placed in your life to stay. Merely stepping stones in your path, lessons you needed to learn. You aren’t what they need and they aren’t what you need, and that’s okay.

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@CiarraHatton I can’t 🤦🏼‍♀️ enough at people. LUER LOCKS- SO YOU DONT ACCIDENTALLY STAB YOURSELF OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU DIDNT MEAN TO. I hate it here 😩🙄🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@callielanejo My daughters middle name is spelled Harlan (like Harlan, KY where my dad is from)!

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@houseandhens I don’t have emetophobia though, I threw up 10-12 times a day the first 17 weeks of my pregnancy. I just physically cannot burp unless I am vomiting and it sucks so bad. I don’t drink sodas or beer for this reason.

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@houseandhens Omg I have NEVER met someone else who can’t burp!!! I can’t! I’m pregnant now and have to pretend I’m throwing up to burp (which usually just makes me throw up) but until I got pregnant I couldn’t even do that! I just had bad morning sickness and burped before puking every time

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

@oldamm7 @averyvannn @Stevie_M0ntana Okay but why does my TL look the same as yours 😂😂😂 like the tweets and order and everything 😂😅😂

[Sarah Crumley @SarahHaley_]

These are one of my #1 pregnancy cravings 🤷🏼‍♀️

[cee @ashyiaworld]

I don’t care how much money I come across I’m never turning my back on these 😂