Sarah Hamland

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Ghandi

[Sarah Hamland @SarahHamland]

【Buy 2 Free Shiping】Tactical Christmas Stocking https://t.co/VOR07Bkehn

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My mom needs help raising money for supplies so she can help people in Honduras. Please consider donating! https://t.co/MkOSaZRvkh

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Just being lame over here, as usual ;)

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#SLATEinwi T-4minutes

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whats up yo- @MegoliciousBabe

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When you buy better pencils for your students than your own children. #teacherlife

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Just killed 3 flies with my bare hands. #NinjaTeacher #MadSkillz

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Constantly playing the game of What's That Smell? #parenting #momlife

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Just carried at baby w/ an exploded diaper around for 45 mins bc we had to go to her brothers' classrooms. #momlife #ISmellLikePoop

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@aschreiner11 I'm holding you to that!

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@aschreiner11 well you could have brought me with, ya buttface!

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Wish I lived in my dreams sometimes.

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I wish I could tell ppl to save their money & not buy me cards for $5 that they'll just sign their name in & I'm going to throw away.

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When you have a dream that you go to a movie starring @IAMQUEENLATIFAH and end up marrying her. #CanIKeepDreaming ??

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When u invite someone 2 hang out & feel like u need 2 give them 20 options just 2 get them 2 hang out w/u. Then end w/ "If u can't, nbd."

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Who cares about my eyebrows or outfit? My guac is on point!

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@KlemmJenna I think you just look like this emoji all the time 😊 ...it must be the eyes