Sarah Campbell

Working out, because punching people is frowned upon.

[Sarah Campbell @SarahIsSmiling]

@HeckFood we’ve tried emailing customer service twice re. contaminated sausages (onion powder in your 98% pork sausages, a problem for us due to allergies). Please can a member of your team get back to us.

[Sarah Campbell @SarahIsSmiling]

@StenaLineUKIE Hi - your website is not allowing us to change our 23rd Dec sailing and we cannot get through on any of your customer service numbers. Please can you sort the website issue or advise how we can get a call back? Thanks.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@timkhiggins Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Firkytoodling: a nice slice of Victorian slang for kissing, cuddling and a little bit more besides.

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

Letter to the Telegraph, 1913

#100years #Suffrage100 #Vote100

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know for a fact that Donald Trump has a very small penis.

Please retweet this enough that he can't help but respond.

Thanks,
God

[Sarah Campbell @SarahIsSmiling]

@jk_rowling I was born to be a good one and I hope you have a good day too and I’ll be happy to be with you in tomorrow

[Sarah Campbell @SarahIsSmiling]

@bbcstrictly Please can you tell me the track the professionals’ routine was danced to? I absolutely loved it (and the dance of course!) #obsessed

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

A suffragette writes to the Telegraph in 1913. #InternationalWomensDay https://t.co/jsSBIf2sU5

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Please RT if you have a reason to be grateful for the NHS.

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

my teddy

[Scottish Rugby @Scotlandteam]

FULL-TIME | Scotland 27 - 22 Ireland #AsOne #OurDay

[Sarah Campbell @SarahIsSmiling]

@ukappliances Outrageous you were 7wks delayed on a fridge freezer, which then did not work and now you are charging for the replacement?

[Sarah Campbell @SarahIsSmiling]

@EdinburghPolice These appeared on our house - is it a known burglary tag? We've got the F, neighbour has squiggle.

[Sarah Campbell @SarahIsSmiling]

@Virgin_TrainsEC 2.30pm Edin-London Kings X - your staff were fab, particularly Rita who looked after us v.well. Two happy customers! Thx!

[saturn 🏳‍🌈 @drumsinheaven]

Watching GoT like: #gamesofthrones

[Erin Sullivan @ImErinEvans]

Anyone else think Rincon could have zigged or zagged a bit? #gamesofthrones

[Danielle Bramley @dani3ll3braml3y]

Emotionally finished... #HoldTheDoor

[Aaron Tveit @AaronTveit]

One of the best eps of @GameOfThrones yet. Kind of speechless from the implications. Simply devastating. #HoldTheDoor #IseeYouMeera