Sarah

More Glitter, Less Bitter

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

Im not from Illinois. Im from Chilinois.

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

🎶Yard Findssssss🎶

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

I still have some work to do but my home wifi is out.... So I guess.......... I won't do it 🤗

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

Im trying to listen to this podcast on scientology and I have to keep pausing it do my job 😒

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

@somethings_awry I keep coming back to this picture because it is HAWT

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

The most beautiful grilled cheeses made on a pizza pizzazz there has ever been

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

@somethings_awry I don't even want to know how many hours I put into Flow and its many different iterations over the years

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

I feel like hot garbageeeeeee

[Toxie Havok @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

I don't want to run errands. I want to stay in bed 😔

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

@oreoeocat My sweet boy Rufus ❤️ he will turn 14 in November

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

I wish it was acceptable to leave work early to lay around with my cats

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

My version of birding is just pointing at birds and saying "woah a bird!"

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

Just had a glass of orange juice and baked beans before bed......

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

Squished this fly at work and it left this perfect dust outline

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

@somethings_awry Yum! Kinda looks like mashed potatoes

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

@somethings_awry Me, but there will be a lil confetti and a yippee, possibly a huzzah

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

Doodle for scale

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

What if cats giggled? 🤔

[patark @orbofweed]

weed is a scheduled drug alright... scheduled for after work !

[Sarah @SarahIsTits]

Today was weird but maybe because I only listened to old podcast episodes about Columbine and 9/11...