Sarah

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

If the pregame isn’t longer than the formal, you are in the wrong sorority https://t.co/WxUSdr4kPy

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

What a fucking idiot 😂😂😂

[Senator Tammy Nichols 🇺🇲❤️💪 @nichols_senator]

Today I introduced a bill to ban all messenger ribonucleic acid technology (mRNA) in the State of Idaho, and we passed the Freedom in Education Savings Account out of the Senate Education Committee to fund students and not systems, putting families in control over their ed $.

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

@MAN_themuffin @a_hann2 I can suture you up cupcake

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

💀💀

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Matt Gaetz had $482,321 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/XPgC0pETkp

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

@a_hann2 @MAN_themuffin I am good at yelling at people

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: Greg Abbott just released a statement attacking President Biden for allowing migrants to have access to baby formula, calling it “reckless” and “out-of-touch.” As a reminder, Greg Abbott calls himself “pro-life.”

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Will Amy Coney Barrett’s “domestic supply of infants” come with owners manuals— the way Native babies did?

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Amy Coney Barrett’s “domestic supply of infants” is reminiscent of a time in America when you could buy a Native child for $10 — no questions asked.

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

@mauruhh A whole vibe

[Matt Ziemak @MattZiemak]

Dogs aren’t even allowed to hang out with other dogs if they don’t have all their shots.

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

@Greg_opoulos @mauruhh yooooo jimmy buffet on the 29th??

[Kyla in the Burgh 🏴‍☠️🔥 @KylaInTheBurgh]

"Blue Lives Matter...until they get in our way!"
- The Republican Party
#January6thCommission

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

Shame on you @TMZ an absolute dangerous headline just for clicks ... HIS DEATH WAS UNRELATED TO GETTING THE COVID VACCINE. Shame on you for encouraging bullshit

[TMZ @TMZ]

William Shakespeare Dies at 81, Was First Man to Get COVID Vaccine https://t.co/zCjERSOb66

[TMZ @TMZ]

William Shakespeare Dies at 81, Was First Man to Get COVID Vaccine https://t.co/zCjERSOb66

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

Get vaxxed yo

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

If you’re not a liar or a rapist the r*publicans don’t want ya 🐸☕️

[Christine Pelosi @sfpelosi]

Do not ever forget that Republicans canceled the only woman in @HouseGOP leadership, Liz Cheney, for speaking her truth - but kept silent about these 2 of their men accused of sexual predation and lies by women and girls.

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

I was trying to figure what type of pen to stab your friends with if they overran us on the floor of the House of Representatives while trying to conduct a democratic transition of power. So please shut your seditious, Qanon loving mouth when it comes to who loves America.

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

Not me at work for a half day bc they don’t have anyone to cover me 🙃

[Sarah @SarahJaneIsabel]

@mauruhh Lmfao I was literally going to reply with NORMALIZE DEATH OLD PEOPLE but I didn’t want to off*nd anyone lol