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She/They. Bass @bratcoven EP and tickets here:

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@CDawgVA @anthonypadilla Kings

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@CallMeKevin1811 hey Kevin, can you make your next cursed wrestling vid Zuck and Musk? Throw in Jeff and more too for fun. Need your prediction, totally not for my own monetary gain…

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I’m sorry to hear this folks. Please take care, make time for yourself, and do what makes you happy. Times are hard and shit is expensive and most of us can’t afford to make these exceptions. All I can do is offer you my understanding and care. My love to you! 💕

[S-J @SarahJaneMell]

I’m curious. Personally, I’m feeling pretty rubbish, burnt out, unmotivated, and struggling to stay in touch with friends. Do most people feel like this right now? I get that vibe. Like, the current climate post covid and work environments has us feeling kinda shitty?

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Scot Rail should be credited as one of our greatest modern philosophers. “See It, Say It, Sorted”. Honestly so true babes. If we all would just talk face to face about our issues there would be so much peace in the world.

[S-J @SarahJaneMell]

I’m curious. Personally, I’m feeling pretty rubbish, burnt out, unmotivated, and struggling to stay in touch with friends. Do most people feel like this right now? I get that vibe. Like, the current climate post covid and work environments has us feeling kinda shitty?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

How dinosaurs really went extinct, according to flat earthers:

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Imagine this is rescheduled to St Mirren tomorrow Paisley would be nuts!

[briannamoroll ☁︎ @BlossomyBri]

goodnight ♡

[reactions @reactjpg]

hamster heating up heroin in spoon over lighter

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Bizarre that people I barely knew in high school watch every single one of my insta stories. Am I an influencer?

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I’ve never had a dating profile, but if I did my cons would probably include: I sound like Žižek when my hay fever is bad

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Would pay PREMIUM rates for a bag of ONLY the crispy bits of veg pakora

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Ban work group chats

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Who put crack in these I’m obsessed?!

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I call people ‘Bud’ so often that my phone auto corrects Bus to Bud and my Duolingo is giving me lessons about public transport, every time it autocorrects and I don’t get 100% on lessons 😢

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Who needs Tik Tok when you have Tic Tacs?! Thanks @timheidecker #NOMOREBULLSHIT !!!

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Will never understand people who DM my personal accounts for work stuff. You have my work email. You have my work number. I have work accounts. My free time is my free time.

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Kelly Watch The Stars sounds so serene and then THAT STINKY SYNTH