Sarah Jaune

I enjoy writing, reading, sewing, thinking, and camping. I have a husband and three sons who are too smart for me and remind me often of such.

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

I got a really big truck for work...

The looks I get when I'm driving it and pulling the trailer are very entertaining...

...also I put a #taylorswift bumper sticker on it :D

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

#demure #mindful #witchmountain

https://t.co/ijbkdGusrr

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

My child has reached the age of paying for his own streaming service, rather than mooching off of mine.

That's such a weirdly huge milestone.

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

I don't relate to most of @taylorswift13's songs because I happened to marry a man who is so solid that I was forced to stop spiraling... he simply didn't move and I could anchor until I figured myself out. We should be that for others who need it.

I love the music. #TTPD

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

Hits different driving under this now... oof

#Keybridge

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

@Sargon_of_Akkad What an amazing way to get diabetes...

No but seriously, wtf did I just watch and why was I mesmerized??

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

I joined like 30 miniature groups on facebook to watch these people create things on a tiny scale. This lady made green apples on a white plate that fit onto the tip of her finger!!

You're supposed to join to show off what you did, but I'm just over here being nosey.

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

@Spokeo
It's impossible to find a place to leave a review for you. So here you go:
Do you get the information you need? Yes. Do they sign you up to pay every month whether you want to or not? Also yes. Will they correct the bad information they have on the site? No.

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

@PeterZeihan walked into the kitchen where my fifteen-year-old was cooking his breakfast and he has this video on, listening while he cooks.

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

If @netflix isn't working on the George Santos documentary I am going to be crushed.

https://t.co/QVSglsqABM

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

I tried to open my husband's phone with my thumbprint.

So that's how my life is going currently... 🤦‍♀️

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

I just told my teenage son that something was a "flex" and he told me I'm cringe.

Excelllent (ala Mr. Burns)

I need more ways to be cringe, help an old lady out here

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

@glucosegoddesss I feel vindicated! I saw you on the CEO podcast.

My son was depressed and it was getting severe. He also had ADHD. We put him on a low-carb diet; he was no longer depressed and the ADHD was controlled. People told me "That's impossible" but it happened!

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

Pediatrician staring at my toddler: ...
Me: I know
Her: ...!!
Me: Yeah, he's Donald Trump orange. He keeps breaking into the fridge and binging on carrots.
Her: I guess it could be worse.
Me: I've spoken to his dealer and his Costco supply has been cut off.
#toddler

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

@esaagar please keep beating the drum on obesity. I got myself out of it and successfully taught my kids to avoid it and people ask me how we did it and then I hear "oh I could never do that" and it's so freaking disheartening. Keep going.

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

@HeatherEHeying The doctor suggested to the dietary guidelines board for the country is a paid consultant for the weight loss drugs.

I appreciate your segment on the idiotic AAP guidelines for childhood obesity.

https://t.co/0kOMQESH7t

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

One of my books is free on Patreon for another few weeks.

https://t.co/ln1lCGCXLb

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

#biggerthanthewholesky @taylorswift13

I've had 8 miscarriages and this song spoke directly to me and the grief I went through. It was the loss of who my sons could have been and who I would have been to them. Thank you.

Praying for you and for whatever you lost.

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

@PeterZeihan It's a great book! We are happy to spread the word. Well done and get on @joerogan if you can. More people need to hear about this!

[Sarah Jaune @SarahJaune]

Reading The End of the World is Just Begining by @PeterZeihan

Saw him on Breaking Points. Really interesting analysis!